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Post by mps on Jun 8, 2007 13:46:12 GMT
I am sorry to report that word came late yesterday of a tragic blow to the Fusion community. It appears that Steve and Roberto have once again been captured and held as sex slaves by Alison Goldfrapp. They did not discuss the details of their previous ordeal with the wider Fusion Club membership, and what I learned was in strict confidence. Suffice it to say that she used them like lab rats! I can only imagine what the poor bastards must be going through.  |
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Post by Jesse on Jun 8, 2007 14:59:40 GMT
Maybe we should form a rescue mission to infiltrate Alison Goldfrapp, I mean save them from bondage! ;D
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mozape
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Post by mozape on Jun 8, 2007 22:29:44 GMT
I'm in for a rescue mission. I have field experience...... ;D
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Post by dana on Jun 8, 2007 23:50:33 GMT
I can only imagine what the poor bastards must be going through. Let's just hope she never saw "A Boy And His Dog" and uses the same extraction techniques. [find it... watch it...] Lab rats? Hmmm... maybe they've got a plan to take over the world... D  |
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Post by gwenhwyfaer on Jun 9, 2007 1:06:10 GMT
I'm in for a rescue mission. I have field experience...... ;D Did anyone else just go to a scary visual place? |
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Post by djnorythm on Jun 9, 2007 1:27:31 GMT
Ross Perot is available for a rescue mission to help out mozap in The Search for the Missing OS Update.
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Post by sjames on Jun 9, 2007 11:15:55 GMT
Hey everyone . . . it's been a while, but I just had to reply to this one . . . I do feel it's my duty! As the world's biggest Goldfrapp fan, and biggest lover of the Goddess that is Alison (I did take a 1,500 mile round trip to see her at the Eden Sessions last August) I feel that I must assume command of the rescue mission . . . any objections? Once we have rescued Hollow Sun I can then question Goldfrapp about the release of their new album . . . like hey, what's taking you guys so long?! Seriously though, considering that I would probably just turn to jelly the moment I came within touching distance of the utterly gorgeous Alison . . . maybe I am not the best person to lead the rescue team after all . . . sob!  |
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Post by dana on Jun 9, 2007 21:47:19 GMT
I'm not quite sure, but I suspect sjames might just like Alison Goldfrapp? D  |
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mozape
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Post by mozape on Jun 9, 2007 22:17:26 GMT
Lead the way, sjames, I'll be right behind you.......LOL ;D
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Post by mps on Jun 10, 2007 5:50:33 GMT
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Let's just hope she never saw "A Boy And His Dog" and uses the same extraction techniques. [find it... watch it...] [/quote]
There is one that I haven't seen since it was in the theaters! I remember laughing out loud because I saw how it was going to end. If his poor dog doesn't get something to eat, he is going to die. Ha Ha Ha! Saw it coming right there. Great stuff.
Still no word from Rob or Steve.
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Post by djnorythm on Jun 11, 2007 5:21:54 GMT
Have they released the ransom demands for Rob and Steve? Did Numark turn them into DJ's? Did The Man with the Goldenfrapp save them? At least, Q is helping out with the fusion. Any resonance would be appreciated.
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Post by neomad on Jun 11, 2007 6:42:45 GMT
Go for Hollow Sun, I trust you. I'll take care of Goldfrapp |
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Post by Jesse on Jun 11, 2007 18:46:19 GMT
Goldfrapp has been identified! Use caution she is armed (two of them actually), they can be used to hold on tightly to you! Watch out for the microphone, any sounds you make will be captured! And Do Not Stare into her Boobs Eyes, if you do you won't be able to move!
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Post by mps on Jun 13, 2007 18:24:49 GMT
Don't stare into her boobs either!
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Post by sjames on Jun 13, 2007 20:41:00 GMT
That cover makes me want to cry! You see the guy next to her . . . musical genius, Will Gregory . . . after the concert (as mentioned above) I met him, shook his hand and basically said thank you for being a genius! He then started to say that he thought he knew me . . . to which I said no, I'm just a big fan . . . What an idiot I am! One half of my absolute favourite band just said he thought he knew me . . . and he was also on his way backstage when I stopped him to say hello . . . Doh! Doh! and indeed . . . Doh! again! |
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