Post by Jesse on Dec 3, 2006 22:04:19 GMT
THE NUN GOLFER
A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting, and confesses;
"I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible
about it."
"When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder.
"Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive, that looked like it
was going to sail over 250 yards, but it struck a phone line that was
hanging over the fairway, and then fell straight down to the ground
after going only about 100 yards."
"Is that when you swore?" asked Mother Superior.
"No, Mother," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the
bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth, and began to run away."
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again.
"Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an
eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and
began To fly away!"
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun.
"No, Mother. Oh no, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in
its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."
"Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior.
"Oh no, Mother. My ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand
trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about SIX inches from the
hole."
The two nuns were silent for a moment.
Then Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the fucking putt,
didn't you?"
A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting, and confesses;
"I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible
about it."
"When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder.
"Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive, that looked like it
was going to sail over 250 yards, but it struck a phone line that was
hanging over the fairway, and then fell straight down to the ground
after going only about 100 yards."
"Is that when you swore?" asked Mother Superior.
"No, Mother," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the
bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth, and began to run away."
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again.
"Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an
eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and
began To fly away!"
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun.
"No, Mother. Oh no, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in
its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."
"Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior.
"Oh no, Mother. My ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand
trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about SIX inches from the
hole."
The two nuns were silent for a moment.
Then Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the fucking putt,
didn't you?"
