Ikea scam....

[Hollow Sun]

A word of caution for those of you who may be regular Ikea customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another Ikea or Homebase. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having some serious lesbian sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also January 2nd and 3rd, twice on the 5th and 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again a few times this weekend. So be careful!!!


Steve

[copperroads]

Hey Steve,

I had the same thing happen to me several times just last week. Man, my wife is mad as hell at me too. She has threatened to divorce me if she has to replace my drivers license one more time. So my friends, carry your drivers license in the glove box. It just might save your marriage.

Neal

[Hollow Sun]

Frankly, I am worried about this whole 'superstore' ethos. For example, only the other day, I was at a major UK DIY store and asked for some advice on what to do with my back garden. The guy told me I needed decking but fortunately I threw the first punch. Dunno why I was escorted out of the premises by burly security people though


Steve

[guydenruyter]

admin said:

A word of caution for those of you who may be regular Ikea customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another Ikea or Homebase. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having some serious lesbian sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also January 2nd and 3rd, twice on the 5th and 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again a few times this weekend. So be careful!!!


Steve

Ikea recently added cheap wallets to their product portofolio, I guess I now understand why they're always sold out!