Post by jpvideo on Feb 28, 2007 15:59:59 GMT
> The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in
> the coop behind the church.
>
> One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and
> discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about the cock fights
> in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church.
>
> During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"
>
> All the men stood up.
> "No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has any body seen a cock?" All the
> women stood up. "No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody
> seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
> Half the women stood up.
> "No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean
> is, has anybody seen MY cock?"
> Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.